Ebert's Zero star review of Movie 43

You must read Roger Ebert's review of the movie Movie 43.  Not everyone agrees with him, but his review is superbly written:

http://www.rogerebert.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130123/REVIEWS/130129973/0/RSS%C3%83%C6%92%C3%86%E2%80%99%C3%83%E2%80%9A%C3%A2%E2%82%AC%C5%A1