Forgive me for generalising but I overheard one sentence on Saturday
which, I think, sums up the difference between husbands and wives.
I was sitting in a shoe shop waiting for the shop assistant to return
with a new pair of Timberland boots to try on. A guy - about 30 - sat
on the bench beside me then took of his shoes.
He looks down then looks up at his wife/girlfriend and says, "Which
one of my feet is longer than the other?"
She says, "The right one."
He says, "thanks" and that was it really.