Okay, so I don't know what a split infinitive is but I do know it's a bad, bad thing.
I also know that I'm not good at spelling or grammar.
I'm also a bit lazy when it comes to proof reading and correcting.
And then, even when I do proof read, I still get things wrong. Especially when I'm blogging from my iphone.
That's what copy-editors are for.
I've given up trying.
In honour of the new Toy Story movie and as a form of self mockery I've renamed my blog "Clarke Ching - Split Infinitives and Beyond".
I was going to put spell "infinitives" as "infinitive's" but I didn't.
Now, a question: have I, by pure ironic chance, included any split infinitives in this particular blog?