Okay, okay. I was kidding when I said that 75% of people have below average IQ. It was obviously a typo and I meant to say that 75% of the people who read newspapers like "The Times" on the internet.
Oh shit. Times readers are supposed to be "intelligent" aren't they.
Let's put it this way ... anyone who has a different opinion to me is stupid. That's probably everyone ...
I have an MBA don't you know.
My wife's a doctor ... does that count for anything? I claim equivalent intelligence to her by virtue of marriage.
But then again ... she disagrees with me all the time ... so she must be stupid. Which makes me stupid doesn't it?
Have you stopped reading and unsubscribed from this blog yet?
I went to school with a kid called "Wayne Rogers" (honestly, I did) who had buck teeth. Guess what his nickname was ...
There was a girl in the same class with the surname Cassidy. She (honestly, I'm not making this up) had one leg a little shorter than the other. If you don't know her nickname then you must be < 38 years old.
At school they used to call me "one eyed Ching" because there is only one "i" in Ching.
I'm losing it ... but do you notice that my spelling has improved?
We have a fancy fridge/freezer from Miele. It beeps when we leave the door open for more than a minute. Drives us crazy. We called it "the fridge nazi" until we discovered that Miele is a German brand and calling it a nazi no longer seemed funny - especially since the fridge was very, very tall and white.
Serious question: is that daft on my part?
