The difference between mums and dads

My wife, bless her, thinks our two children are "brilliant" because they thought (without prompting) to amuse themselves, on a long trip, by playing hide and seek while strapped into their car-seats in the back of our car.

It caused a fight because the 2.5 year old "cheated" by not closing her eyes for long enough and finding the 5 year old too quickly.

Personally I think they're probably a bit daft.

All three of them.