A bear walks into a bar.
Looks at the barman and says, slowly, ‘I’ll have an ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Gin and ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Tonic, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, please.’
The barman says, ‘Okay. But, why the big paws?’