From a story about dwarfism in last Saturday's Herald newspaper:
... Earlier, an elderly lady, trying not to look, approached Mark Sealey, who plays Moany - the characters' names have been changed from the Disney original for copyright reasons - and smiled down at him before saying "There's quite a lot of you today." She leaned in. "How many?" Sealy, who is four foot tall, smiled back, cleared his throat softly, then whispered, "There's seven of us. We're in a pantomime." The old lady smiled again. "Oh, really," she said, "which one?" ...
["Short Stories", Mark Tierney, www.theherald.co.uk, 11 December 2004]